Now, introducing a new segment....
Lets try something new. This is where the "things-that-kim-has-learnt" will be posted and will be updated/posted on a regular basis. It will consist of weirdo moments and stupid things i have learnt throughout the JOURNEY (hahah no pun intended) of my day.
Lesson #1:
Lesson #1 goes way back, but because lesson #3 occured today, i may as well talk about it.
Never buy presents when you're hungry. Why you ask? Because when you're hungry, you don't concentrate on what you're doing i.e. looking for a present, and you end up going "f*ck this, i'll just grab the $500 Gucci handbag1" and then realising 120 hours later that it wasnt worth it.
1 used for representational purposes only
Lesson #2:
Know your alcohol. Saves you from wandering around the bottle-o trying looking lost. Not only will you look lost, but you will look like an idiot when the attendent asks you what type of alcohol you want. I dont know the difference between bourbon, whisky, bacardi, cowboy, shots, cocktails etc. SOMEONE TELL ME!
Lesson #3:
Never buy make-up when you're hungry. For those who know me, i dont wear make-up on a daily/regulay/weekely/monthly/yearly basis so i am absolutely clueless about whats out there: how to put it on, what "brand" is better, which will suit my skin type, what goes on first, whether i want my eyelashes to be "volumninous" or "extended", whether or not i want my lips to look "volumnious" or "extended" and so on. I again went, "f*ck this" but opted for the cheaper option as opposed to the Gucci one, and bought mascara. I spent 30 mins standing in the aisle only to realise when i got home and unpeeld the mass security seals that i bought blue mascara. Who the hell uses blue mascara? As Andrew said "People like you who have no idea"
Lesson #1:
Lesson #1 goes way back, but because lesson #3 occured today, i may as well talk about it.
Never buy presents when you're hungry. Why you ask? Because when you're hungry, you don't concentrate on what you're doing i.e. looking for a present, and you end up going "f*ck this, i'll just grab the $500 Gucci handbag1" and then realising 120 hours later that it wasnt worth it.
1 used for representational purposes only
Lesson #2:
Know your alcohol. Saves you from wandering around the bottle-o trying looking lost. Not only will you look lost, but you will look like an idiot when the attendent asks you what type of alcohol you want. I dont know the difference between bourbon, whisky, bacardi, cowboy, shots, cocktails etc. SOMEONE TELL ME!
Lesson #3:
Never buy make-up when you're hungry. For those who know me, i dont wear make-up on a daily/regulay/weekely/monthly/yearly basis so i am absolutely clueless about whats out there: how to put it on, what "brand" is better, which will suit my skin type, what goes on first, whether i want my eyelashes to be "volumninous" or "extended", whether or not i want my lips to look "volumnious" or "extended" and so on. I again went, "f*ck this" but opted for the cheaper option as opposed to the Gucci one, and bought mascara. I spent 30 mins standing in the aisle only to realise when i got home and unpeeld the mass security seals that i bought blue mascara. Who the hell uses blue mascara? As Andrew said "People like you who have no idea"
It's about time a site about handbag bag shows up. I would have preferred something that talked more about handbag bag, but this will do.
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10:54 PM
I really enjoy your writing style. Well done. Go have a great week.
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9:28 PM