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Saturday, July 29, 2006 

The penis is mightier than the sword


Uni has started for a week now-and by jove is it full on. My usual routine of microsleeping in lectures started on the third day vs. 7/8 weeks into the semester. This semesters subjects include:
+Anatomy and Physiology 2B
+Conservation Biology
+Equine Anatomy
+Principles of Disease
All subjects keep you on your toes in terms of preparing and making sure that you are up to date. For some reason this semester, the lecturers have been providing us "statistics" of the pass/fail bands and i dont like them very much. Nonetheless, in anatomy, we're learning about the genital and reproductive system. I have never heard the word "penis" so many times in one hour. The lecturer enlightened us that a few years back he had a student come to him at the end of a lecture asking him what was going on because throughout that lecture they sat there counting the number of times he said the word penis in the hour. It came to a grand total of 120! Which is equivalent to twice a minute. I must say, people look at you funny on the train because when you're reading your notes, theres phallic images drawn around your page to comprehend the anatomy of it all.

1 comment

ha ha ha
i hope you are enjoying uni again! can't believe it has been a year since I droped out! I miss you guys, but don't know how I would go with the lectures!!!

miss you and keep up the count!!!

Scott

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